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A bear walks into a bar
Jun. 20th, 2006 12:03 pmand says "Bartender, give me a gin ................................................................................................................................. and tonic."
The Bartender says, "Sure buddy but whats up with the long pause?"
The bear looks at his hands and says "I dunno, my dad had them too."
The Bartender says, "Sure buddy but whats up with the long pause?"
The bear looks at his hands and says "I dunno, my dad had them too."
I was watching a British detective story on TV. The local group was
gathering in their hunting best for a fox hunt. In the opening scene my
9 year old daughter wanted to know what the people were doing,
noticing the formal hunting outfits and well groomed horses. I replied
that they were looking for a fox. There was a short stunned silence
and then she asked: "Is it a really important fox?"
gathering in their hunting best for a fox hunt. In the opening scene my
9 year old daughter wanted to know what the people were doing,
noticing the formal hunting outfits and well groomed horses. I replied
that they were looking for a fox. There was a short stunned silence
and then she asked: "Is it a really important fox?"
