Oh dear! *Grin*

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Just got this e-mail ...
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The subject:

 

IMPORTANT NOTICE: Your Optimum Online account will be terminatied. ID: halls
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"terminatied"  ??!  Interesting ...
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The body:

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I'd better hurry and verify my account, eh?

 

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Comments

[plonq.livejournal.com]

I think this Spam leaked across from a parallel - albeit somewhat disturbing - plane of existence.

[camstone.livejournal.com]

GAH!
HURRY....SHOOO!

[jamesbarrett.livejournal.com]

It has to be urgent. They're speaking in tongues! -Frisk

[chakawolf.livejournal.com]

>I'd better hurry and verify my account, eh?

Dang skippy! You've pised off the Poseidon methodists! Those guys play hardball, you know.

[skanrashke.livejournal.com]

Ia! Ia! Cthulu Ryleah f'tagn..!
Arrrgh! Must resist urge to update bank ID! @.@
Dark.. will.. of.. cthulu.. urging me.. to.. update.. must..give..password..to..hackers! ARHHHGGGGNHHHH!