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Smrgol ([personal profile] smrgol) wrote2004-04-22 09:16 pm

Western or English?

A Blonde went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas.

The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted
a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the
difference was.

He told her one had a horn and one didn't, she replied,
"The one without the horn is fine. I don't expect we'll
run into too much traffic."

[identity profile] kamau-d-lyon.livejournal.com 2004-04-24 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
You know I've heard that one with a different punch line but I'm not going to say it.